stealthy

This is me in stealth mode!

hunt cancelled

Looks like Uncle Mike is getting ancy. Maybe I'm gonna have to fold this squirrel hunt. The putz lives to see another day!

smart prey

I know if I sit here all afternoon that stupid cat will go away. You can bet that guy with him won't stand out here all afternoon!

izzy has patience

I know if I sit here all afternoon I'll catch me a squirrel for sure. Wonder if Uncle Mike had any plans for the afternoon?

hunt interruptus

uh oh, here comes somebody! maybe its Shirley, the custodianette!

putz duo

Two youngster squirrles havin a laugh at my expense cause they can climb faster than I can.

lost composure

I hear ya you putz, come on down here and say that to my face!

squirrel strategy

go ahead you putz squirrel,make my day and come around to this side of the tree!

struttin' my stuff

This is me out for a walk with the girls after a major downpour. Everything was soaking wet but that didn't bother me!

got it made in the shade

this is me catchin some shade under the hysteria, at least that's what Dad calls it. Hope one of them birdies drops down for a visit, hehe!

hosta la vista

uh oh! think somebody's comin'. Hope they don't catch me bingin on hostas!

hosta break

This is me takin' a break from my hosta nectar binge to see what all the commotion is out on the street. Hope it's not another squeaky baby carriage!

hosta canteen

more water! these hosta leaves are great canteens!

Keep Off 24 Hours

Last night I was tryin' my hardest to get on the lawn to chew down some grass but Uncle Mike just wouldn't let me. Boy was I peeved! Then this morning I saw this sign about the fertilizer guy from yesterday leavin' some kinda crud on the lawn for 24 hours. Lucky thing Uncle Mike knew eatin that grass would have been bad mojo! I should listen to what Uncle Mike says, eh? Naaawwww!

cat in can

more water! wish I had a trunk like an elephant so I could drink all the water in here!

Doing the ostrich thing

This is me keepin' cool in the shade!

Hosta Nectar

Boy is it hot today. I was so thirsty I licked all the water off of all the hosta leaves. That's a lot of hosta leaves!

Runnin' scared!

This is me tryin' to hide from the lawn fertilizer guy. Figures he would come just when Uncle Mike and me started our walks again. Dad's back in the mines and we're goin' to have fun times!

It's been really hot here in the Heights, I've been snuggled up to the toilet which is a lot cooler. Dad says water is a really good thermidor conductor and it's been conductin' lots oh coolness to my favorite spot. Uncle Mike rigged up a fan in the window which comes on at ten pm automagically and scares me halfway into the toilet!

Last night some other fella cat came right up to Uncle Mike and me, so Uncle Mike stomped his foot and the other cat trotted off. Uncle Mike wasn't sure he was goin' to be friendly so he reminded me never talk to strangers.

Well, I'll be back here again real soon, since Dad's away I don't have to be spendin' all that time studyin triggernometry and such. See ya!