Keep Off 24 Hours

Last night I was tryin' my hardest to get on the lawn to chew down some grass but Uncle Mike just wouldn't let me. Boy was I peeved! Then this morning I saw this sign about the fertilizer guy from yesterday leavin' some kinda crud on the lawn for 24 hours. Lucky thing Uncle Mike knew eatin that grass would have been bad mojo! I should listen to what Uncle Mike says, eh? Naaawwww!